Top definition. Tear a new asshole unknown. An abusive sometimes angry critique of the victim's actions or work. Such a painful and embarrassing evaluation that it feels like the authority is trying to tear a new asshole for you. Assholes being an embarrassing body area. Secondarily, tear a new asshole may refer to total domination by an opponent similar to a gay rape where the attacker didn't even bother to find to the actual asshole. The drunken male marines performance on the whore house obstacle course was so pitiful that their sergeant had to tear a new asshole for all of them with a rusty pocket knife. But he praised the females for being righteous Ho's on the beach. To display a level of awesomeness that eliminates all competition. To make someone, usually an audience, feel as if they have been torn a new anus by your amazing display of skill.
tear (one) a new asshole
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tear someone a new asshole
Last edited on Mar 05 Submitted by Hugou from Brest, France on Mar 05 John really screwed up on this new account. You better go rip him a new asshole. See more words with the same meaning: to insult, complain, criticize.
A lot of Mormons think that good people will obviously recognize the truthfulness of the church and quickly join. Yes; I suppose if each of us believe the other is brainwashed, there's going to be major problems later on. Through this, if you run into unforeseen issues like sold out movies or you cannot get a seat at a restaurant, you will always have a backup plan. He wants things to be low key for now. If your relationship has gotten very serious, your girlfriend will probably try to find agreement in your faiths.