The first rule of anal play is lube, lube, and more lube. Rectums do not produce their own lubricant the way vaginas do, so if you're going to be sticking anything up your bum you need to grease it up first. Everyone has their own preferences when it comes to lube. For anal play many folks myself included prefer lubes which are thicker and have more 'staying power. Silicone lubricants can instantly bond to and ruin your beautiful silicone dildos. The second thing you need to have in abundance when embarking on a journey down the "Hershey Highway" is patience. No matter how thrilling it sounds you probably won't be happy taking large objects in your bum on your first time out or rather, in. Start off small, with things like slimmer plugs, anal beads, and fingers. But be aware that many people find fingers to be more irritating than larger objects.
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So deep up their butt they couldn't take it out. Just like these images and your MIND. Erin : I am ashamed to admit I know what brand beer this is based on the shape of the bottle and now I can never buy it again. Erin : In some states it's legal to carry a concealed weapon. They never specify how you have to conceal it. Erin : I also like to live dangerously. Erin : "Either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea. Perry Cox , Scrubs.
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But keeping your butt healthy on the outside and the inside is really important to your overall health too. These are 10 things that you should never do to your behind under any circumstances. Wet butt wipes for adults have grown in popularity in recent years, despite there being no real health benefits to using them. There could, however, be a problem with using scented, medicated, or chemical-laden wipes. Opt for unscented and unmedicated wipes, if this is the wiping method that leaves you feeling the freshest.
Make EMS1 your homepage. Lots of medics have a go to "that one patient" story they share when asked by friends or family for something they never expected to hear about in the ambulance. The X-ray will provide crucial information in formulating a plan of attack in removing the unwanted occupant. It will also provide everyone on staff with a great story for their next cocktail party. After scouring the dark recesses of the internet, we present 29 of the most shocking items ever found within the dark recesses of the rectal cavity. Warning: you cannot unsee these things, and you may be a significantly different person by the time you reach the bottom of this page. This one's completely messed up. A few drunks "punked" their friend with the old eel-in-bum-prank when he passed out.